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And in other news...

It looks like THIS JUDGE is going to have a better chance of sleeping with the defendant than he is the defendant's girlfriend. What do you think?

Y-MIA But really, folks. If, on the VERY off chance that you got pulled over by someone who could place you as one of the original members of the Village People, wouldn't you give a fake name, too?

In other celebrity news: Kirk sells a stone to build a house. Are the EZ STAIRS and the affordable TRAVEL PACKAGES, not selling well enough that we've resorted to THIS? Who buys this crap? Better question: WHY???

OOPSIE!!! Do you think that "Fixing Technical Difficulties" is euphamistic for "Termination"?


Interestingly enough, the police had no sympathy for the crime SUSPECT despite claims that he was only stealing said property to pay for reconstructive surgery that would make his head proportional to the rest of his body.

1:50 p.m. - February 24, 2006

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