winkgirl4's Diaryland Diary
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TSEG
Tall-Sexy-Engineer-Guy and I have an on-going joke. We exchange White Man Instructional Dance Videos. In a little over a year, he and I have massed a collection that would keep you shakin� your groove thang for hours. And, while most are sad, sad little ditties that make me wonder why we ever beg you guys to drink enough courage to get on the dance floor with us, a few gems do occasionally make their way in. What makes this particular video
so great is that (1) while watching it, there�s this little part of you that will wait in embarrassed anticipation for the dance moves you know you were guilty of helping popularize (2) Believe it or not, this guy can actually dance, and, finally, (3) IT�S A WHITE GUY!
Tall-Sexy-Engineer-Guy (TSEG, as he�ll furthermore be referenced) has legs that go all the way up and he walks with a swagger that the rest of the guys in our company hate and that they say makes him look gay- namely because every girl in our company is busy watching it and not them. And, boy, he�s cocky. But, of course, he can be. TSEG is young and in his prime. His brain has not yet told his abs that he�s been drinking a case of beer and a pint of whiskey everyday. And, beyond being�what are the kids calling it these days� a hottie, he�s smart, funny and charming. So, as you can imagine, the fact that he occasionally ditches a blind date during �supposed� trips to the bathroom portrays him more as a playah than a prick. But, like all things in life, TSEG is starting to slow down. He�s getting to that point where Vapid Veronica just isn�t doing it for him anymore and all those Possible Pollys that he left sitting in bleachers while he went the concession stand for popcorn then forgot to come back are looking a bit more attractive. I don�t know why I find that so sad.
3:26 p.m. - May 17, 2006
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